dissolving

2004-09-09T06:30:00.000-07:00

MEDIACORP IS SO FUCKED.theres no OC again this week.been going online not very often these few days.finished my chinese homework today.thats quite good i guess.yeah.singapore idol results at 10.oh.and i missed good charlotte making the video yesterday.and smallville on starworld today.the 2004 tony awards is hosted by HUGH JACKMAN.its quite boring though.may just watch it a while.most of this entry is about TV.shall stop now.yup bye

2004-09-06T06:57:00.000-07:00

studied a bit today.haha.umm.ate a lot.as in A LOT.yeah.theres nothing much to say la.TV book TV book eateateat study eat TV eat.blahblah.yeah watching friends now.so bye

2004-09-04T02:46:00.000-07:00

IM BORED.the holidays are supposed to be fun but this week i really have to do lots of catching up.because i havent been listening in class.blah.yeah ok.bye

2004-09-03T06:17:00.000-07:00

math test was ok except for a few questions.boring lessons until home econs.which was actually quite fun.the recipe we made up tasted quite yummy.haha stole some of reky poos.SORRY SALLY.yeah then was honours day.it was pretty much crappy.stayed back with muthu and wanping. ate a lot of food and became crazy haha.yeah then came home.theres nothing on TV tonight.i realised that the only shows nowadays kinda worth watching are friends extreme makeover stupid singapore idol and THE OC.BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT IS LOST.so theres NOTHING ON TV FOR LIKE 5 DAYS A WEEK.that just sucks.

2004-09-02T05:44:00.000-07:00

today was boring as usual.got booked again my stupid mr hong.no surprise there.lessons were boring.stayed back with mummy after that.haha shes so nice.stay back until my stupid mother came to pick me up for tuition.she was late because she forgot.yes then went for tuition.wrote until my hands were about to drop off.according to a lot of people there is no OC tonight.which is EXTREMELY FRUSTRATING.argh.no OC for 3 weeks.kashnfjklhasfgjhdskfhdsk.whatever bye

2004-09-01T06:41:00.000-07:00

didnt go out today.had tuition.we are getting a maid.umm.a bit weird la.yeah.oh i had this really strange dream last night.i was bathing and this little bit of soap got into my eye and it was too little to feel the pain.the soap started eating my eye but i didnt know.so i went to sleep and the next morning i had a hole in my face.i figured out that i was probably going to die so i didnt go and see the doctor.apparently i didnt and i had that hole in my face for a really long time.yeah.ok bye

2004-08-31T05:47:00.000-07:00

teachers was was ok.erm.the dance was retarded and we didnt have the actions for the last part to some people made up and we followed.quite ok la.mrs bowness was cute jumping up and down.some of the amphi things were boring.the teacher's item was funny haha.then had picnic.almost all of our class was there.ate chips and chips and chips and chips.and more chips.then took class picture quite dumb la.went out with wanping.went to turkish restaurant.they have chewy bread.walked and ate.wanted to watche 13 going on 30 but didnt because it was too late.yeah.theres nothing on TV tonight so yeah.kae bye

2004-08-30T06:08:00.000-07:00

i wtched the victoria's secret fashion show last night and it was so nice haha.must thank mummy for telling me.today was quite slack.didnt really do anything except in lit.umm.NEWater test was ok.not sure if i'll pass but whatever la.art was just boring.i hate drawing.then did YMCA.i think our class may just die tomorow because our dance is so screwed but nevermind.we are probably not the only class so thats ok.then after school went to coro with lynette and suiliz.shopped for home econs stuff and ate popiah.while queueing me and lynette saw these two silly boys.one of them was eating tictac and drinking vanilla coke.looked like the guy version of ------- i think some people may have guessed.fell mean but HAHAHA too bad.yeah came home watched TV ate two oranges.as in the whole thing haha.yummy.er yeah hi.ok theres friends later.bye

2004-08-27T04:11:00.000-07:00

i hate mr hong
hes always picking on me and like almost every single time i enter the science lab with pe uniform i get booked.today i was in the process of tucking in my shirt and it came out so i wanted to tuck it in my shorts but before i did that he told someone to ask natascha to book me.which is really fucked.
came home to file math stuff.dont have everything as expected but whatever la.theres nothing on tv tonight.so its boring.
oh yeah i went to the library to check out my books and apparently someone strange returned them for me so i worried for nothing.yeah ok bye

2004-08-26T06:26:00.000-07:00

my com is finally working today.there are quite a lot of things to say if i remembered them all.
ok first MY LIBRARY BOOKS HAVE BEEN STOLEN.TWO OF THEM.so if anyone has seen the twobooks that were once on jo-lynn's table please tell me.and if anyone is playing a trick.i have been tricked and you are the ultimate prankster.
second the whole of two prudence is reallyreallyREALLY annoyed with DINGONGBELLTHEFATWALRUSNUTHEADCUCKOOPOTATO.yes.and we shall have our revenge.your whiskers will fall from your head and you will go bald FOREVER.
went to eat at waffletown with mummy.haha yummy.watched singapore idol.they were quite good la.yeah erm there no OC tonight AGAIN.which it really annoying.yeah umm bye

2004-08-23T06:52:00.000-07:00

i really think my computer has a virus.dammit.oh today was a shitty day.er yeah.lessons passed by quite quickly.erm i guess.stayed back for food with huaqian and stef.came home.ate cereal.theres friends and extreme makeover.i havent finished studying geog.dont really feel like blogging today so bye

2004-08-22T05:14:00.000-07:00

went to church.then mat delphine and huaqian at plaza sing.after that went to taka.wanping went library.we started FUCKING DAFODIL PIN SELLING.it was like jksgdfjksdgfjksdafk.argh.now i know how people feel when i ignore them.yeah.collected quite a lot la.but its like.really bad because you have to put on this fake smile to people who dont give a shit.imagine walking around for four hours in the scorching sun smiling and carrying retarted dafodil bags trying to sell them to people who werent interested.so anyway.after that we went to the library.borrowed books and then delphine and huaqian had to leave so i went to j8 and walked around.came home and my feet are dying
yeah anyway.gotta go bye

2004-08-21T07:42:00.000-07:00

open house today.sold quite a lot of things.had to leav at 12.30 went home for piano.got scolded by the teacher because i suck at piano.righti care.went for tuition.came back.went for dinner.came back.yes it was a really tiring day and im tired.er yeah.

to mummy:i returned your library book ready kae.haha.

yeah BYE

2004-08-20T06:38:00.000-07:00

today school ended at 12.mr hong is a fucking asshole.i think a lot of pr girls have said that in like their blogs but he really.is.as in like if he picks on you he really picks on you like A LOT.which is fucked.today.he spoiled my day by making me sit in front of the class because i turned around for like a while.ok then it became better because school ended at 12.i decorated the class board.with whiteboard markers..then helped with open house.me and huaqian walked in the rain and went to coro to get bookmarks and coasters laminated.had popiah fruit juice sushi and coffee.went back to school and cut them out and yeah.umm guess thats all.bye

2004-08-19T07:44:00.000-07:00

i was so tired the whole of today.almost fell asleep in every lesson.then science, i got booked by fucking mr hong because he's always picking on people when hes in a bad mood.which sometimes can be really pissing.history test was ok.managed to finish 5 minutes before.read through and slept.chinese was the worst period.we had this test thing. which wasnt so bad because i really didnt care.had to draw stuff and answer questions out of the syllabus.then.....there was a pungent smell..i think delphine and huaqian and meiyu know what im talking about.so yeah.shant elaborate.IT SMELLED SO DAMN BLOODY BAD I COULDNT BREATHE.yeah la.then after school went to canteen with wanping to eat beehoon and noodles.it was so yummy.the auntie was really nice.threw chopsticks and noodles at ahgong.but it got her pissed because my aiming was a little to accurate.SORRY AHGONG.yeah then came home.im so guaii.there no OC today.screw the stupid olympics.i hope theres an explosion somewhere there.serve them right.of all the shows they could cancel.why the OC.wow todays entry is pretty long.shall stop now .erm.bye

2004-08-18T07:41:00.000-07:00

i dont really remember today.except that i had tuition.and i wrote a lot.oh yeah.lit test was pretty hard.even though it was only like one question.theres history test tomorow and its open book but i havent read the textbook yet so yeah.theres nothing on TV tonight. bye i guess

2004-08-17T23:27:00.000-07:00

boring day.had training which wasnt tiring until the end.yeah came home.attempted to study for lit but no.i had to get distracted.so i wrote rubbish notes and yeah.ok.erm.bye

2004-08-14T07:39:00.000-07:00

today we had english oral.i kinda screwed up the picture.but the teacher was nice.went to suntec with wanping for the spook show.met stef and phaedra and denise.the show was ok.except for the sermon part which i didnt know about.had laksa for dinner and came home.yeah.bye.

2004-08-13T01:23:00.000-07:00

went out to waffletown to eat AGAIN.i dont mean waffletown.i mean eating.yeah.umm.saw ahgong.joan.sheryl.and umm idontknowhername.ahgong lent me money! so cutee.hahahaha.yeah then tuition was cancelled.again.because i forgot that there were no lessons on friday.theres english oral tomorow and im gonna die for the picture discussion because i am the most not creative lao sai talker in the whole wide world.and oh.i stammer and go errr.and blah.like blah blah.like blah.like.blahblahblah.so erm good luck jo-lynn.and to people who read my crap.theres nip/tuck later.i hope i can stay up .yup bye

2004-08-12T05:46:00.000-07:00

we had to give up pe for lit .so we had two periods of lit.thank you miss chua.and oh.fuck you.went out to coronation with wanping delphine and huaqian after school.had chicken chop.it was quite nice.but also quite fattening.thank you chicken chop with gravy.then we went home.i switched on the TV at 8.30 hoping for fear factor but apparently its a stupid man announcing roles to more stupid men.thank you channel 5.theres this thing that keeps popping up and saying that my computer has a virus.so maybe i'll not be able to use it for a period of time.thank you virus.anyway.theres the oc later.which is something to look forward to.so bye

2004-08-08T04:39:00.000-07:00

went out with steph wanping shumei jen and cheryl or sheryl? yeah watched the village.it wasnt scary at all.yeah then looked for jens spectacles.ate and ate and ate.me and wnaping had this really yummy beef noodles.hahaha.its a boring night.nothing on TV.er yeah.bye

2004-08-07T06:31:00.000-07:00

my entry got deleted twice yesterday.which was really annoying so i didnt bother to retype a third time.yeah.erm woke up 11.30.piano then tuition then dinner then hi.going to celebrate steph's birthday tomorow hahaha.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPH
i wonder if theres anything on TV tonight

2004-08-06T06:55:00.000-07:00

national day was stupid.went out with delphine and huaqian after that.walked a lot.saw lots of sc girls.ate really yummy chicken rice at far east.bought a tee slippers and bag.no not school bag.yeah then walked summore.the mashed potato at lips is so nice.haha.theres nip/tuck later.kae bye

2004-08-05T07:17:00.000-07:00

went out with delphine and huaqian to ps.went to spotlight for thread and ate at mos.AGAIN.yeah then walked around until like 4.45.sat at the train station and talked.in the meantime.about 10 trains each side passed.then we were like aiyah next train la.yeah.
oh yeah.my new number is 90186903.i can hardly remember it myself.i hate changing numbers because you have to retype all your contacts and then you have to sms those same people to let them know about the new number thing.which is really annoying.yeah.ok bye

2004-08-04T22:14:00.000-07:00

science was really hard today.people were like freaking out and everything after the test.yeah but its like what can you do about it.so yeah.our aces day dance is REALLY REALLY stupid.makes no sense at all.the second most humiliating event of this year yes.and i dont remember anything we did after recess.math remedial helped.i hope i can at least pass the math test tomrorow.dont understand similar triangles and the problem sum thing but whatever la.im too distracted to even try to figure it out.i'll just wait and fail.yeah ok bye

2004-08-02T07:28:00.000-07:00

theres a freaking chinese test tomorow and i havent finished.there was this stupid asshole in the bus from sc who kept talking about sea cucumber.she was standing next to me so so was blabbing to her friend the WHOLE journey.ate popiah with huaqian at coronation.came home.studied stuff.watching friends now.extreme makeovers later.this damn entry is all over the place i dont know what im talking about.today i shall not end with ok bye.erm yeah.er.see you tomorow?

2004-08-01T07:07:00.000-07:00

went to church with wanping today.then studied at mos and drank corn soup.haha walked around a bit and saw really nice jeans at 50% off only they had like limited sizes which was quite bad.so yeah ate a lot haha.then met muthu at orchard library for cip.i hate packing chinese books so most of them i just arranged nicely in the wrong order haha.kae.bye.

2004-07-31T06:52:00.000-07:00

went to orchard library today with wanping muthu and egg.were supposed to do cip but the slots were full so we're going tomorow.yeah.then met this funny girl watang.haha.she xiao one.talks to little boys she dosent know hahahaha.ate sushi and CHEESECAKE STICK.its so yummy and hygeinic.hahahhahaha. yeah.ate and ate and ate and ate.and came home.hi.ok theres simple life now.bye

2004-07-30T04:31:00.000-07:00

my entry got deleted so im not going to bother to rewrite it.stupid blogger.

2004-07-29T03:57:00.000-07:00

today was full of boring lessons.got scolded by CO lee and she was asking all my geog marks for the deforestation crap and mid years blahblahblah and indirectely saying im stupid.yeah then went mos burgar with delphine and huaqian again.its like everytime we go there we eat more.20 butterfly prawns.18 strawberries.3 burgars.their drink and fries.haha.yeah came home and fell asleep.which isnt a good thing.yeah ok bye

2004-07-27T06:04:00.000-07:00

joan had loadss of freaky stories hahahahaha.had tuition and dinner and hi.i cant really remember anything that happened today.so yeah bye

2004-07-26T06:38:00.000-07:00

today was just boring.im gonna fail geog test because i got all my points mixed up.we made hokkien mee during home econs and threw like everything in haha.it was quite yummy la.the egg was nice haha.yeah then assembly was a stupid humanities quiz.the team which i hated right from the start won.yeah.my seat wasnt good either.teachers behind blahblahblah.yeah then had cola jelly.its damn nice haha.piss the auntie off.go and buy one at a tiome so she has to walk back and forth and back and forth haha.yeah.i actually did my math homework today.yayy.first time in idontknowhowlong.yup.friends in 20 mins time.bye

2004-07-23T07:15:00.000-07:00

went for stupid NEWater thing.it was super boring and sy were damn annoying.screamscreamscream.which made it like even worse.then came back and went to j8 with delphine huaqian and stef.haha.ate at mos burger andthe milkshake is like woahhhh.damndamn smooth.haha.OHOH.and we consumed 33 frozen strawberries altogether.they were so good hahaha.then we were laughing and laughing and laughing.then like as we were like finishing.this fucking woman with high pants.she came up to us and was all.you girls have made enough noise in this PUBlic place.you should go to your homes and make noise and not at a PUBlic place.then stef was like saying sorry and she just rolled her eyes and made that unhappygrandma sound.and walked away.haha then there was this crazy boy you have to see how he opened the door to laugh like crazy because it was damn retarded.haha.yeah.i dont think im gonna be able to watch nip/tuck tonight.i am dying

2004-07-22T07:41:00.000-07:00

went to visit sally with muthu wanping egg and steph after school.she looked in pain.yeah.then we bought roses for her but wanping's was the nicest only because she chose first.haha.rekha's granny is so nice and funny!! hahahahaha.shes the cutest grandma ever.haha.and shes my fairy godmother now.haha and she gave me extra calcium luxury biscuits.haha.then i lent her my eminem picture to keep her company.haha im so nice.yeah then went ot macs to eat and yeah.haha hi.kae.OC starts in like 15 mins time.cant waitttt.hope i dont fall asleep.haha bye

2004-07-21T07:22:00.000-07:00

today was a crappy day.miss low is bias and she made me and jan ooi go and sit out of class when like a WHOLE LOT of other people didnt do their work.except the difference is that they copied.so yeah.ms neoh was pmsing and she was just being a bitch galring at everyone and shouting and complaining and making it clear that she was pissed at us for nothing.stayed back for math because i had to because shes bias.and went to the bball match with stef and huaqian.sc won duh hahahhaha.bballers rock.then went with huaqian to serene macs and she eats weirdly.haha.yeah then im back.just finished studying lit.i think.but i cant remember anything.so yeah.bye

2004-07-20T07:11:00.000-07:00

today my brother was an asshole.after tuition i didnt even get to bathe and he was being so annoying.he puked and got washed and puked again.i smell like puke now even though he didnt puke on me.i guess the puke diffused through the air and got stuck on me.i made his stupid hard-to-make-when-your-pissed cereal and he didnt wanna drink.oh and its 10 15 and i just managed to get on the computer.hes just being an idiot in the other room.i know i sound really mean and hes a baby but hes an idiot baby.even though he can be cute sometimes.right now i want to scream at him.

2004-07-19T01:38:00.000-07:00

couldnt sleep last night.woke up at like four scratching and scratching.and wondering why there are mosquitoes attacking me haha.today was damn stupid.damndamn stupid.our class had to stand in front of the whole fucking school to sing stupid songs.which sucked.i hate being surrounded by people.and there were people who were all.do this for the class.do this for two pr.show some godamn class spirit.if we had to have class spirit the WHOLE calss should have like decided TOGETHER.or at least the majority.not like less than 10 people.which consisted of the same few class spirity people.i mean not everybody wants to humiliate themselves.its not that im bitching about them or anything.because it ok.im just really glad its over

2004-07-17T07:44:00.000-07:00

fell asleep at like eight o'clock yesterday.was damn tired.haha.lit essay is due on monday and i am going to die.racial harmony day is also on monday and i am going to die.i am hoping to get sick.which is one out of five billion.hmm.ok bye

2004-07-15T07:25:00.000-07:00

went out with muthu mummy and egg today.had pizza for lunch and went to look for a nice bag.walked from heeron to far east to ps but didnt find anything i liked.everyone was really tired.and now i feel damn bad for being so damn fussy.sorrrryyy.at least we got mummys new wallet haha.its really nice.hope she dosent lose it haha.

the train ride wasnt very pleasant.it was really crowded.i mean REALLYDAMNSUPERDUPER crowded.i was holding the rail with about 10 other people trying to get hold of the same rail.there were hands and arms all over.people who didnt put deoderant.people who put too much.and people you couldnt differentiate from other people.and then you find out how gross people really are.there was about 3 guy armpits around me and it was gross.so i moved and there was a fucking sneezing guy.and a guy picking his nose.two stops away from bishan i got a seat and then i smelled really bad fart.REALLY bad fart.yes.yuckkkk.kae i shall stop

theres OC later!!!!!!!!!!hahahahhaha.HAHAHAHAH.cant waittt

2004-07-13T06:27:00.000-07:00

today was really pissing.the lessons were so boring as usual.and then i had to go to the stupid dentist.and after that i had to go for stupid chinese tuition and when i came back i had to feed my not stupid doggy.and then i had to look after my a little bit stupid brother.who erm.threw toys at my head.one million brain cells all gone.20 to go? and i didnt even get to bathe.yeah.so im smelly with achey teeth.actually im not smelly.its really cold.bye

2004-07-12T05:33:00.000-07:00

school was SO boring today.espcially assembly.i have stupid mrs yogeeeeee.shes an idiot.yeah.anyway we got out old canteen back.didnt really get to eat because the queues were super damn supersupersuper longggggg.can die.and its like never moving.so crap.i hurt my thumb and it hurts.theres a blood clot on the inside on my thumbnail and its just really gross.cant wait for friends.kae.gonna go do homework soon.yup.bye

2004-07-11T05:56:00.000-07:00

sunday 25 july 7.30 pm. THERES X-MEN.x-men means..HUGH JACKMAN.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.yayyyyy.lalala.yeah.today was really stupid.woke up at 9.35 and missed church.ate instant noodles for lunch.went out for dinner.yeah.my cousins came over.and yeah.thats it.hi.haha.kae.bye

2004-07-10T07:39:00.000-07:00

today was quite boring.went for tuition.came back for piano.went to ikea for yummy yummy yummy meatballs.haha.bought this thing to hang my stuff in.and this container thing.and hangers.and tables.erm yeah.damn sian.yeah.haha.bye

2004-07-08T04:56:00.000-07:00

if you like to talk to tomatoes.if a squash can make you smile.if you like to waltz with potatoes.up as down the produce aisle...well then.have we got a show for you! veggie tales are so damn super cute hahahahaha.

went out with wanping today.we were supposed to return her overdued books but erm.she forgot to bring them?hahaha.so we watched mean girls.it was so nice.haha.damn nice.everyone go and watch it.

fear factor is on TV now.and theres the OC later.today is actually quite good except for the unbelievebly boring lessons in school lalalala.haha bye

2004-07-07T05:45:00.000-07:00

went for the bball match today and they played ij.score was 31-14 haha.something like that la.ahgong was so cute haha.ahmah also.yeah theres a lot to complain about.not about the bball match.thought they played great.lalala.shall wait for my mummy to come online and then bitch about bad people.blahh.
ohohoh i actually kinda studied a little bit of my lit hahahahaha.im so guai.just wrote all those little notes at the side and crap.hahahaha.i wonder if theres anything on TV today.

2004-07-06T07:03:00.000-07:00

today.actually i kinda forgot what i did today except waiting outside gr with rekha and muthu so that they could give stupid egg her present.we were lame.haha.and we got a bird nest for her.as in the real live one.i mean.on a tree.yeah haha.then we got sick of waiting so we popped in to give her.then went with muthu to primary school toeat but almost everything was sold out.then i was supposed to have 2 and a half hours of tuition but it ended up being 3 and a half hours because guess who was late.lalala.i am tired

2004-07-05T06:34:00.000-07:00

managed to finished my damned clogs today.its really hard to do it neatly so i got pissed and painted black over those that i was too tired to paint.lalala.watched message in a bottle yesterday.its actually pretty sad.sadder than a walk to remember.actually that wasnt sad but whatever la.theres friends and extreme makeover tonight and i have a chen yu test tomorow.shall revise after the shows.haha

2004-07-04T06:38:00.000-07:00

went to church and then met wanping steph joan and shumei at ps.watched spiderman.we were split up but me and wanping's seats were so crappy so we moved.the arm rest could be moved up so i sat on the drink holder.extremly uncomfortable and extremely cold.spiderman looks hot in spandax.i mean with the mask.without that he just looks weird.yup.then took the train home and i was bored so i went to j8 to walk around and read book at mph.yup.bye

2004-07-03T06:44:00.000-07:00

went for stupid syf today and it was seriously boring.the only thing to do was eat muesli bars.haha yummy.then the toilet was supersuperSUPER gross kae.its like cuz there was no water supply for some reason.so none of the toiltes could be flushed.so EVERYONES pee/poo/redstuff was wedged inside together with a huge lump of tissue.it was so smelly i almost puked.and oh.it gets better.the taps couldnt be used either!wonderful.so i had to go to the shop that sold drinks and steal ice to wash my hands.blah.this is the stupidest thing ever.

2004-07-02T07:35:00.000-07:00

eating dinner when suddenly muthu called me and said the concert was today and not tomorow.so like it was 7.05.rushed there and i was the earliest haha.it was ok la. the first part was a little boring.ended at about 9 i think.stayed in school for fun and yeah.hi.tomorow i have to go for syf.which is really stupid.7 hours in the fucking hot sun.lalala.i can hardly wait.shall bring my book so i wont die of boredom

2004-07-01T07:40:00.000-07:00

went to serene macs with mummy after school and we ate a lot.played connect four and hangman.damn stupid hahaha.then met maeyan and hweeying.we played bingo and then we were boredd to we played sardines.im like the most easy to find one lor.yeah then went for the bball match.didnt win but they played damndamn well.so yeah.hahaha.bye

2004-06-30T06:50:00.000-07:00

today after school i went for 35 mins of math remedial and then i had to go for chinese tuition.erm.which was like THREE AND A HALF BLOODY HOURS.YES.3.5 HOURS.chinese.all 76 chen yus are stuck in my head.thats good i guess.cant remember anything else that happened today.

2004-06-29T07:44:00.000-07:00

went for the bball match today with mummy and zara.they won hahahahaha.82-4.lalala.then me and mummy went to serene macs to eat.

like 5 mins ago there was a blackout and like.from bishan to clementi it was darkk.yeah.then i wanted to call wanping but my stupid torchlight was stupid and i dialled the wrong no.haha then a little while later she called me while drinking her milk.and NOW THERE ARE LIGHTS!!!!!muahhhhhhhahahahahahahah.yeah ok BYE

2004-06-28T06:02:00.000-07:00

school started today and a lot of people cut their hair haha.mrs hong resigned and im so happy hahahahahaha! erm yeah. first two lessons were ok.pe and com studies.took height and weight.shall not talk about that.com studies was all slacking because no one except those front row people actually listened.we are also going to get a new art teacher.which sucks because mrs canham is really nice.and her portfolio thingey was like woahhhh.paid attention during math surprisingly and stoned in chinese cuz it was so boring.english was about some dumb card trick shit.so i read my book.

i have 76 chen yus to study for tomorows test.as well as a really stupid book report on a class of retarded students and their suck ass teacher.i havent started n the damn book.it has so many words i can die.yeah ok bye

2004-06-27T06:17:00.000-07:00

today was yet another stupid day.went to church and stoned because the damn speech was so boring.dont even know why i go.and then went to my grandmas house.erm yeah.theres absolutely nothing to do there.i mean theres a computer.with an internet that hangs after you go to 2 or more websites.no games.no windows media player.which means no music.blah.bye

2004-06-25T06:41:00.000-07:00

today was stupid.school starts monday and i cant wait

2004-06-24T07:53:00.000-07:00

i didnt get to come online yesterday again because of my stupid brother.theres really nothing to say except that theres the OC later and i cant wait and im going to scream at anyone who comes in this room and lock the door.i dont fucking care if they try to knock it down because last fucking week i had to fucking make fucking milk right in the middle of the show and it was fucking pissing. i dont mind being a baby cockroach now because i can do anything i want as long as i keep out of sight. khdsfkgjkldasfg

2004-06-22T05:55:00.000-07:00

went out with ker yu today.watched harry potter and it wasnt very nice.then she wanted to go home and swim so i went to j8 and read books in mph.today was ok.theres smallville later.thats 1 and a half hours from now.cant wait because im bored.i have not started on my school homework but im too lazy

2004-06-20T06:53:00.000-07:00

watched MTV movie awards yesterday and it was really nice because eminem and D12 performed.at night i watched criss angel mindfreak which was damn super nice.this stupid place is like a tv shedule.today i went to church in the morning and it was stupid because sheryl and stephanie ann didnt go and the rest were all church people.oh i forgot.it IS a church.yeah i went to the library and actually managed to find 4 books which is pretty amazing.they were all by that same author so i didnt take more than 5 mins.

i have raw skin in my mouth and i feel like a vampire

2004-06-18T05:43:00.000-07:00

I AM SO BORED.and i have a nasty ulcer fuck it.blahhhhh.woke up at like 12 because i was so tired because i was up all night reading my wonderful book because it was so damn nice.about a model whoose fiance was having an affair with her best friend and he shot her jaw off.when she drove to the hospital they couldnt put her jaw back because magpies went in through the broken window and ate her face.and she has a mutilated gay brother who died from aids.ok anyway she burned down her ex best friends house after her ex fiance tried to kill her with a sixteen inch long chopper.and she goes with this other model who acts rich and pretends to go to big houses like she wants to buy them but then they go and steal all their pills and sell them for money.hahahahahaha.ok i shall stop now.

2004-06-17T06:27:00.000-07:00

went out with mummy today.more people were supposed to come but dont know la.yeah i love sushi.bought wanping her birthday present and got my shoes! yay.haha finally.was left with 4 bucks.yeah went to j8 and walked around.bought my bro a cute tee.haha i am nice. cantwaitforoc cantwaitforoc cantwaitforoc

2004-06-15T06:10:00.000-07:00

went out with mummy today.watched shrek 2 and puss in boots is super cute.pinnochio wears thongs hahahhahahaha.yeah bought a seed top.went to suntec to get wanpings cd from tower records.yup.we ate a lot today.i think i may burst

2004-06-13T07:07:00.000-07:00

sheryl came over for a while to play with my brother and apparently hes afraid of her.maybe cuz she looks like a big black monster.just watched bend it like beckham.its quite nice.yeah.im so boredd.theres like nothing to do.at all.i am going to stop crapping now.

2004-06-12T01:36:00.000-07:00

today is a boring day.actually everyday is a boring day.just watched kids choice awards and hugh jackman won the 2004 best burper!! hahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.yeah and apparently a whole big gigantic lot of kids like hilary duff.yuck.amanda bynes cant talk properly.she can only shout properly.her pitch goes up and down and up and down when she talks.its like yodelling except its talking and it dosent require talent.i hate her

2004-06-12T01:31:00.000-07:00

2004-06-10T06:12:00.000-07:00

this morning i was sleeping peacefully when calli called and asked me to go back with her to that stupid place.that is.my usedtobe day care centre.stupid?yes i know.the fucking teacher was erm.really idiotic.the little kiddies were a irritating as ever and i dont even know why we went there.so we were super annoyed and walked all the way to toa payoh central for macs.she taught me how to get oil out of fries.haha.yeah then came home.i missed jamie oliver AND oprah.oprah sounds like a middleagedwomanwithkids kinda show but i got kinda addicted to it so yeah.tonight is a good night because it is fear factor night and after that its the OC.which hasnt been showing for THREE DAMNED WEEKS.so yeah.ok.bye

2004-06-07T06:10:00.000-07:00

today was a stupid day and i didnt do anything except watch TV and fucking eat. which is probably what im going to be doing tomorow and the day after and the day after and the day after.until the holidays are over.which is a lot more days.

being stuck at home sure is fun.wont be surprised if i go to school next month looking like a water balloon.

2004-06-05T06:56:00.000-07:00

**Have You Ever?**

got this from sallys diary and im doing it because im really bored

*. KISSED YOUR COUSIN?: erm i so remember

*. RAN AWAY?: ran away form what.home no.but yes.i used to play catching with my friends when i was a kid

*. BROKEN SOMEONE'S HEART? i dont know and i dont care.probably not though

*. HAD YOUR HEART BROKEN?: er no

*. CRIED WHEN SOMEONE DIED?: not a lot of people i know die and when they do im like.oh ok you go for the funeral and im staying home to watch TV

*. BROKEN A BONE?: haha no

*. DRANK ALCOHOL?: yeahh last time at ker yus house with mummy sheryl and shun yee.shant elaborate

*. CRIED IN SCHOOL?: quite long ago when i got bullied real bad.

::This or That::

*. COKE OR PEPSI?: coke haha.i love coke

*. SPRITE OR 7UP?: sprite

*. FLOWERS OR CANDY?: flowers.pretty

*. QUIET OR LOUD?: as in what.am i loud? i dont know.music?loud.

*. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?: brunette haha

*. TALL OR SHORT?: tall la.

*. JEANS OR SHORTS?: depends really

..::The Last Time You::..

*. SHOWERED? an hour ago

[...::What Is::...?]

*. YOUR GOOD LUCK CHARM?: my bat

*. PERSON YOU HATE MOST: hate is a really strong word.i dont hate anyone i think

*. LUCKY NUMBERS?: 7 haha

::?::What is your favorite..?::

*. COLOR?: black red orange

*. Movies?: lots.van helsing.girl interrupted.and a lot more

*. BOOK?: reviving ophelia and ophelia speaks.dont read much

*. SUBJECT IN SCHOOL?: lit and english

*. ICE CREAM?: vanilla.cookie dough and peanut butter

*. HOLIDAY?: chinese new year.lots of money

*. SEASON?: winter and spring

*. BREAKFAST FOOD? koko krunch and milk.or coco crisps and milk.

'::...Who...::'

*. MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST?: depends on when la.mummy i think

*. WHO HAS A CRUSH ON YOU?: erm no one duh

*::Do You Ever::?*

*. SIT BY THE PHONE WAITING FOR A PHONE CALL ALL

NIGHT?: no.

*. SAVE AOL CONVERSATIONS?: when theyre really silly and i wanna show it to someone

*. SAVE E-MAILS?: NOT FUCKING FORWARDED FUCKING LOVEFRIENDSHIPMAKEAFUCKINGWISH ONES.NO.but those that make sense and some really important ones

*. WISH YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE?: yeah actually

*. CRIED BECAUSE OF SOMEONE'S MEAN WORD?: words.yeah lots

\*\::...Have You...::\*\

*. FALLEN FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?: erm i dont have a best friend

*. BEEN IN LOVE?: yeah sure im in love with the hot dusbin guy from sesame street

*. BEEN IN LUST?: i dont know.probably yeah

*. BEEN KISSED?: yeah i think when i was a kid

...::Who was the last person::...

*. YOU TOUCHED?: oreo.she was having nightmares and i had to wake her up and give her something nice

*. YOU TALKED TO?: oreo.i told her it was ok and asked her to sit

*. YOU HUGGED?: oreo.as i mentioned.she was having nightmares

*. WHO BROKE YOUR HEART?: erm no one

*..::Do you::..*

*.COLOR YOUR HAIR?: not yet

*. HAVE TATTOOS?: no. used to like those fake powerpuff ones

*. HAVE PIERCINGS?: nope.im afraid of needles

*. HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: erm duh not

2004-06-04T05:52:00.000-07:00

i had a tooth pulled out today and for like 3 hours half my face was numb from the stupid injection.went to my cousins house shes damn cute. we played erm.barbie.quite fun la.then we had this colouring contest thing and she gave me a FANCY PENCIL! er yeah.nip/tuck later.cant wait.i'll be lost though.didnt watch last weeks episode

2004-06-03T06:15:00.000-07:00

went out with muthu wanping and egg today. didnt watch a movie. but we ate a lot haha.yeah.and walked a lot.then we decided to go to the library.and then walked more.then we went to borders and spent like lots of time there.wanping found this comic book that was super damn amusing i was laughing like shit.its called the book of sick.there was this comic where there was this girl.she said:hi im lucy and i have a gigantic baby.people always look at my baby and wonder why hes so big and what i feed him.but they dont care that my vagina looks like hamburgar meat.HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.erm yeah.i love sausages.

2004-06-01T05:09:00.000-07:00

its june today and i am bored. woke up at 11 and waited for jamie oliver.his food looks really good.and super healthy. i want to go out and shop or whatever. lalala. i hate clowns. they freak me out.i also hate forwarded emails. because thay are idiotic.i hate chinese soaps.the people mouth all the words and speak in a terribly fake chinese accent. i hate soggy koko krunch because the texture is like vomit after youve eaten like a lot. i hate jasmine who was once in american idol.because shes an asshole and she acts like an idiot.i hate it when im on the computer and my brother wakes up and i cant finish whatever im doing.i hate it when i need shampoo and there isnt any so i have to dilute whatevers left in that old bottle use that.i hate it when theres nothing on TV.i hate it when he smokes.someday i am going to have lung cancer.i hate it when theres too much oil in that chicken because its going to clog up my arteries and whetever other organ thats in my body waiting to be clogged.did i mention that im really bored

2004-05-31T06:08:00.000-07:00

i have been so busy thinking of how bored i am that i forgot i didnt update my stupid blog! yeah today was boring.woke up and watched TV.my silly brother screams.and how high? like wanping.which is VERY high.so i tell him to shush and he starts that stupid noise that goes whawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa.i hate to stay home all day with nothing to do.

2004-05-30T05:41:00.000-07:00

today was stupid.walked around and around giant and bought enough stuff for a half metre receipt.they love food so much i wont be surprised if they die of obesity and leave me to take care of my noisy brother who happens to want to eat anything that im eating at any point of time.so yes.i will have their money and i wont share it.because hes going to eat up all my food anyway.so i'll live on pork rib soup and give oreo all the bones or she might starve to death.how exiting.i wish i was alone on an island with all the money in the world so the island will sink because of the weight and no one will be able to find the money at the bottom of the antarctic ocean because they do not have any money for diving suits! and why you may ask.because i had all the money in the world on my island.ha.

2004-05-28T05:02:00.000-07:00

parent teacher meeting yesterday. the remarks were erm. surprising.yeah anyway today was games day.played almost all the games except stupid soccer and the chaptek thing.and during the obstacle course.stupid muthu sprayed water at me and stupid wanping threw water bags.wah damn hard.but i was feeling damn hot so it was kinda good.yeah and i had to eat m&ms in flour.ew.yeah.training was ok la.im super tired now.nip/tuck tonight.i cant wait lalala

2004-05-26T01:18:00.000-07:00

woke up at 12.45 today.damn tired.ate baked rice and watched TV until now.my brother has slept since before i woke up until now.wah.hes a piggywiggy.im damn bored.nothing to do.lalala.today is american idol.not gonnawatch until tomorow.yup.my head hurts.byee

2004-05-25T05:09:00.000-07:00

today i spent like the whole time from after recess till end of school in gy playing bluff and uno and daidi.gy people are mad.yup.
then after school went with wanping to waffle town.and ate like for 3 hours non stop.like.grilled chicken.coke.2 packs of instant noodles.mr softee.not that we were hungry.just damn greedy.yeah quite nice to like eat and eat and laugh about how much you are eating.then wanping WAS SHORT OF 15 CENTS SO WE HAD TO WALK BACK TO SCHOOL.and on the was i was erm.in de nile.(in denial) damn lame la haha.so i pushed her in the bushes.haha.yeah.i saw the dusbin man in the bus and he was like picking his noce throughout the whole time i was in there.damn sick i wanted to puke.yup.no dinner tonight of i'll burst.

2004-05-23T07:48:00.000-07:00

i got this from my mummy's blog and there are a lot of stupid questions about crushes but im doing it anyway because im terribly bored

1.What is your real, full name?
Tan Jo-Lynn

2.Do your friends really KNOW you??
probably not.not that i do.i mean i dont know.er im not sure what im talking about

3.Have you ever kissed anyone?
ive kissed my dog and my little brother.maybe my family when i was a dumbass baby.and my fucking grandpa who made me do it

4.Would you go out with someone if they like you, but you don't like them?
erm.theres no one and no even if there was.no.

5.If you were stranded on a deserted island,
what 3 foods will you bring with you?
muesli bars.mango tree.cartons of diet coke

6.What color do you want your hair to be?
i dont know..green? kidding

7.Do you know how true love really feels?
erm i dont think anyone does

8.Favorite songs:
right now its my band.ocean avenue and our lives

9.Favorite magazine:
depends on whos in it;)

10.Favorite T.V. show:
the OC.america's next top model.nip/tuck.smallville sometimes.fear factor.friends

11.Favorite toy:
batty my cute bat

12.How important is beauty in a crush?
damn important because thats what people actually care about

13.Have you liked anyone you have never met
face-to-face before?
yeah.erm as in like celebs

14.Have you ever had a serious talk with
someone of the opposite sex?
yeah sure.my bat.i made him a guy bat

15.What do you want to be when you grow up?
i really dont care.

16.At what age do you think you will be ready
for a girlfriend/boyfriend?
i dont want one and i dont need one

17.How is your relationship with your family?
-

18.What song describes your feelings towards
your crush?
i dont have one

19.What are your top 3 favorite movies?
Van Helsing.girl interrupted.and i forgot the other one

20.How long is your longest SMS chat?
yeah i count every single one of my sms chats.

21.Have you ever had a crush on a family
member?
yeah sure.i had a crush on my dog.what kinda stupid question is that

22.Have you ever had a crush on someone 50
years older than you?
nope

23.Have you ever had a crush on an item?
the computer?

25.Have you ever had a crush on a place?
yeah my bed.i cant sleep without it.oh man i am lame

26.What do you REALLY want right now?
to get the hell outta here

28.What do you plan to do this summer?
i am going to fly wrapping paper and kill dangerous snakes

29.When was the last time you cried?
I dont care

30.What do you think is more important in a
crush?
i dont know

31.Burn money before?
nope

32.What is the fastest way for you to get high?
wanping is mad sometimes.so yeah her.and when im pissed sometimes i laugh at how dumb the air is

33.What's the longest time you went without food?
im so free i count the number of hours between each meal!whoopeee

34.Have you ever bitten anyone before?
haha yup

35.Who/What would you die for?
i dont know.anything la

2004-05-20T06:21:00.000-07:00

sculpture walk was fucked up and boring as expected.we saw newton's ugly tiny dick and ended up at burgar king after tip toeing over a pigeon shit floor.fun isnt it.yeah i know.i didnt get my hotcakes.and the fucking guide thought of sc girls as rich stuck up snobs who came from american families.like fuck you asshole.as if you know.came back played bluff.yup.i realised that i always get like a lot of cards halfway through the game.yeah ok.theres OC later.gonna watch.

2004-05-19T06:20:00.000-07:00

havent updated for idontknowhowlong because i am lazy.watching american idol now and fucking america is fucking bias.yup.today was boring.just like tomorow is going to be.we will be going for a fucking sculpture walk.i cant wait!funfunfun..diana and jasmine are being idiots.oops.i mean.they ARE.idiots.ok.i shall shut up and read diaries now.bye

2004-05-17T05:48:00.000-07:00

today was stupid.i failedgeog.by 1.5 marks.hooray.and i failed science i think i said that.but nevermind.passed the rest even thought they were super bad.and yeah.shant care because its not as if i can do anything about it.yeah.ok bye.nip/tuck at 10.45.something to look forward to.yay.

2004-05-14T06:21:00.000-07:00

did some australian english crap thing today.got back fucking test papers today.and as expected.i failed science.by one mark.but i passed overall as in including CA1.so its not so bad.lit was ok.i passed.and on monday we are getting back 5 test papers.steph wanping and shu mei are watching troy tomorow.and i cannot go because of fucking tuition and everything.mummy says she may watch troy and van helsing again with me.so nice.i have a nice mummy.haha.
oh and THANKEW STEPH.FOR GIVING ME 5 EMINEM POSTERS.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2004-05-13T00:01:00.000-07:00

ok thank you to mummy/wanping/asshorn.haha yay.new template.yup.byee

2004-05-12T06:22:00.000-07:00

today went out with muthu wanping egg rekha steph and shumei.watched van helsing.damn nice.damndamndamndamn nice haha.some parts quite funny.i like hugh jackman hahaha.then walked for like a long time and then egg steph shumei and rekha went home so me wanping and muthu ate macs and went to the LIBRARY.where wanping showed us gross comics of ahem.pornography or something.yup.then went home.now i am sleepy but i dont wanna sleep.okbye

2004-05-09T20:51:00.000-07:00

tralalala.blogger has changed.haha.today was maths.i expected it to be muchmuchmuch harder but it was ok i guess.hope i dont fail because if i do then its a fucking big waste because everyone found it easy.lala.today can slack.english no need to study.ok.lalala.bye

2004-05-05T23:37:00.000-07:00

i am such a good girl.havent come online for like alot alot of days .which is a really big achievement.yeah.erm.oh yeah.lit is over.history is over.think im gonna fail because like i didnt know the communist crap thing.and lit was shit lah.everyone thought the unseen poem was hard crap.and today was science didnt expect it to be so hard.didnt know how to do the light reflection thing.yeah ok.shall study later.bye

2004-04-27T06:42:00.000-07:00

wow ive actually been studying these few days.except today.only a little history.aiyah whatever la.gonna fail again just like last year

2004-04-24T06:56:00.000-07:00

didnt come online yesterday cuz i was reallyreally damndamndamn tired.anyway.SC WON.whoopee.the bballers are like woah.haha yeah.decided not to stay back to watch the other match.so went back to sc with other people.i walked in the rain because i didnt have a damn umbrella.sheesh.yeah.ok.ermbye

2004-04-22T06:41:00.000-07:00

today went serene macs with wanping.saw maeyan and hweeying and another girl.played pick up sticks and i won! for the first time haha.studied a bit then went to the toystore upstairs.i was playing with this barney toy thingeywhen the mean guy was all.this is an infant toy.you are not an infant so stop playing with this infant toy.so i just ran out.then studied a bit more and went to the supermarket and ran around until the storekeeper got pissed.haha ok bye

2004-04-20T05:53:00.000-07:00

theres science test tomorow and i am going to die

2004-04-19T06:16:00.000-07:00

went waffletown today with muthu and wanping.umm yeah.ate and ate and ate.theres science on wednesday but today i really cannot be bothered becausee.....AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL IS LATER.and everyone is dying to know what tyra saw that 'shocked the hell out of her.' erm at least i am.ok nevermind.shall go read diaries now.bye

2004-04-16T06:03:00.000-07:00

cant freaking be bothered to write anything.erm bye

2004-04-15T06:38:00.000-07:00

went with wanping to watch netball finals today.and as usual.ij won. but the other teams actually had a chance of winning.wow.yeah the shooters are like woahh.then wanping was like blabbing about the dunman c being small and cute like a mouse and all that.yeah then ate ice cream and came homw.just finished my goeg notes.proud of myself haha

2004-04-13T05:51:00.000-07:00

lalala.after school today stayed back with mummy for fun.then we had to do this ice cream survey thing.and then my right hand was oily so i chouldnt write.so the girl helped me write.and she couldnt spell cookie dough! she was like huh.cookie DOO.it was so funny and so erm.i LAUGHEDD.yeah.then was bored so decided to do this weird comic thing.in the end.the glue dots got squashed by a show.erm yeah.ok gotta study for chinese later.bye

2004-04-10T06:39:00.000-07:00

didnt come online yesterday because the com was screwed.went ouy with muthu wanping and egg.wwanted to watch taking lives but when we got to cine it wasnt showing there.egg was late.for a lot of reasons..umm the we walked all the way to lido and guess what taking lives was nc 16.great!.met muthu.and decided to watch twisted.was quite boring.dont watch it.umm yeah.then walked around then muthu went home the egg went to borders and me and mummy went to walk around.bought a top from topshop and she came to my house to eat cereal and jellybeans.and yeah

2004-04-07T06:25:00.000-07:00

went to steph's house today after school with nicky and wanping.haha joan came later.was wuliao.played bingo pick up sticks and truth or dare.i had to kiss a yucky turtle.ew.and steph had to taste this weird mixture me and wanping mixed.like.marmite.milk.tomato sauce.milo powder. carrot juice.maybe i missed out some things but yeah. wanping had to try it and i had to lick a little bit of marmite of the spoon.tasted ok but steoh was dying.haha.ok yeah bye

2004-04-06T06:07:00.000-07:00

lalala.today after school me and muthu were making fun of wanping.because she was erm.shall not say.yeah.then had 3 hours of tuition.my hand is about to fall off.theres smallville later.wonder if i'll be able to stay awake.

2004-04-05T05:18:00.000-07:00

umm.todays assembly was quite un-boring.the guy could like draw so damn well.and the person next to me was like ahhh so cute.after every drawing.but they were cute and after a while i was also.ah so cute.yeah anyway.came home.ate and ate and ate.i realise that everytime i come home early i get so bored i look for stuff to eat.im weird.ok.shall go read diaries now

2004-04-01T05:53:00.000-08:00

sports day today.scream until my throat is like pain.then after that went to macs at toapayoh central with steph and wanping and ate.met the b ballers the suddenly decide to go out haha.took neoprint and then walk and walk and walk and walk until me steph and wanping were tired so we went home and here i am typing my ass off.oh yes.just now.i was holding a straw in my mouth and accidentally pushed it in.so like skin came off the roof of my mouth and i taste raw stuff now.in addition to that.i sit my molar several times while chewing and i feel like chopping my whole mouth off.ok.erm and go ask wanping to tell you the scary story about the white monkey thing.its supersupersuper scary and you will freak out. ok lala.bye.umm yeah

2004-03-31T06:30:00.000-08:00

stayed back and waited for the chinese foundation pizza to come even though im not in chinese foundation.yeah.then me marcia and reks stayed back and chewed mint leaves in the sun.played with the peanuts they forced me to buy. fooled around at the basketball court.a variety of things went through marcia's bra.ok.shall stop here.watching AMI now.and the judges are being all crappy.

2004-03-30T05:08:00.000-08:00

maths was hard. and theres lit tomorow.shit